poopsicley:

oh my god

(Source: niall-horan-gives-no-fucks)







hyperbolequeen:

I’m pretty convinced the first guy to see me naked is going to barf or run away or something and then I’ll die a virgin









lainexvx:

codons:

this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again 

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myloveneedsfaith:

radicul:

did you try scraping the burnt parts off

I literally burst out laughing